Batman The Rewatchables
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Batman

Picking Nits

Bell tower geometry; unrevealed Batcave entrance; obvious secret identity; cathedral origin; Vicki’s weight; comic departures; unintimidating goons; chemical plant security; newscaster boils

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  • The bell tower fall geometry, with the Joker pulling them over without falling, is a huge nitpick.
  • The goons are not intimidating, a point deferred to picking nits.
  • Vicki walking into the Batcave to find Bruce is Batman has no reveal or payoff; Burton reportedly stated in 1992 he was killed for it, said he went too far, and called it a mistake.
  • Batman revealing his identity in the first movie is an odd choice.
  • Nobody recognizes the same jawline and eyes under the mask; Superman’s glasses are worse.
  • The cathedral reportedly came from Peters and Nicholson seeing Phantom of the Opera; it also echoes Vertigo.
  • Vicki states her weight as 108 pounds though the actress is about 5’10”.
  • Comic fans objected to the Joker killing the Waynes instead of Joe Chill, to naming him Jack Napier, and to Alfred letting Vicki into the Batcave.
  • Fan outrage is discussed as possibly beginning here, with jokes about listener complaints over the previous month.
  • The Joker’s gang would intimidate no one, looking like bouncers at Planet Hollywood.
  • The chemical plant needed better security.
  • Newscasters developing boils within days of giving up tainted beauty products is implausible.