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A Few Good Men

Picking Nits

Softball; case preparation; testimony; confession; diet; public discussions; Markinson; continuity

In the discussion (22)
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  • Kaffee’s rapid progression through college, law school and the Navy toward private practice and a major national-security case seems unusually accelerated.
  • Kaffee’s coherent drunken monologue, drunk driving and almost immediate recovery seem unlike genuine intoxication.
  • Jo’s ignorance of Markinson’s suicide is questioned because she assigned people to watch his hotel room; Kendrick is named in error before being corrected to Markinson.
  • After a lengthy intervening conversation, Jo has barely walked away in the rain when Kaffee drives after her.
  • Cruise’s near-whisper during the interrogation seems too quiet for the jury to hear.
  • Jo’s ability to interrupt as co-counsel whenever she wants is questioned.
  • Extensive practice for a recreational adult softball team is questioned.
  • The defense’s slow use of Santiago’s unpacked belongings is criticized, then defended as a later recognition of how to combine that fact with phone records.
  • Weinberg’s usefulness is questioned through poor witness preparation, late arrival with the airmen and hostility to the defendants; Kaffee and Jo are criticized for begging him to remain.
  • Putting the inarticulate Downey on the stand before Dawson seems reckless; Dawson’s missing corrective testimony may simply have been cut from the film.
  • Ross apparently waiting to arrest Kendrick after Jessup’s confession is questioned.
  • A participant claims that the depicted conduct-unbecoming offense is not an actual crime; this is presented as the podcast’s legal nitpick, not independently verified law.
  • Jessup’s willingness to confess is considered implausible for a powerful man who could use lawyers, though avoiding the confrontation would remove the film’s climax.
  • Kaffee ignoring repeated sustained objections is criticized.
  • Kaffee’s diet of Yoo-hoo, Cocoa Puffs, bar popcorn, alcohol and a discarded partly eaten doughnut prompts concern about how he functions.
  • Ordering an unspecified beer is criticized as an unrealistic movie convention.
  • Calling oregano a condiment rather than a seasoning or garnish is challenged.
  • Jo’s method of eating steamed crab with the picking knife is strongly criticized.
  • Cruise missing four of eight extremely close Nerf-basketball shots is considered astonishing.
  • Keeping the white hat on after being warned the uniforms attract gunfire seems unwise.
  • Discussing sensitive case details loudly in public spaces and Jo standing with her back to batting practice are questioned.
  • Kaffee takes implausibly long to notice the large, upright Markinson in his back seat, though Cruise’s startled reaction is admired.