The Blair Witch Project · The Rewatchables ·October 1, 2024 The Blair Witch Project What Would Tony Romo’s Director’s Commentary for This Movie Sound Like? Bill Belichick; Scott Van Pelt alternative In the discussion (2) Approx. transcript time · 01:08:08Read transcript Bill Belichick is chosen and imagined critiquing the map and rock-pile mistakes. Scott Van Pelt is suggested and briefly imitated as another option.
The Blair Witch Project · The Rewatchables ·October 1, 2024 The Blair Witch Project Apex Mountain Cast and directors; viral marketing; Cal Ripken film references; corner-facing murder; Artisan; you-had-to-be-there moments In the discussion (9) Approx. transcript time · 01:12:24Read transcript The cast and directors are affirmed collectively. Sundance is considered but compared with the earlier impact of Sex, Lies, and Videotape. Viral marketing is affirmed. Found footage is disputed against Paranormal Activity’s larger franchise. Witches are rejected in favor of The Wizard of Oz. Cal Ripken references in films are affirmed. Facing a corner before a murder is affirmed. Artisan Entertainment is affirmed for its extraordinary investment return. You-had-to-be-there moments are proposed and explicitly welcomed in the closing discussion.
The Blair Witch Project · The Rewatchables ·October 1, 2024 The Blair Witch Project Cruise or Hanks? Young Hanks as Mike In the discussion (1) Approx. transcript time · 01:13:37Read transcript Both are imagined together, then young Hanks as Mike becomes the recorded choice; the stars as fishermen is another joke.
The Blair Witch Project · The Rewatchables ·October 1, 2024 The Blair Witch Project Best Race Horse Name from This Movie Coffin Rockers; Coffin Rock In the discussion (1) Approx. transcript time · 01:14:21Read transcript Coffin Rockers is suggested for a fantasy team, with Coffin Rock also liked.
The Blair Witch Project · The Rewatchables ·October 1, 2024 The Blair Witch Project Sequel, Prequel, Limited Series, or All-Black Remake Historical prequels, including Rustin Parr In the discussion (1) Approx. transcript time · 01:17:40Read transcript Historical prequels, especially the Rustin Parr story, are seen as missed opportunities.
The Blair Witch Project · The Rewatchables ·October 1, 2024 The Blair Witch Project Is This Movie Better With…? Byron Mayo; Private Hudson alternative In the discussion (2) Approx. transcript time · 01:17:54Read transcript Private Hudson from Aliens is proposed as a new candidate for the better-with category. Byron Mayo is chosen for an imagined sexually suggestive tent encounter.
The Blair Witch Project · The Rewatchables ·October 1, 2024 The Blair Witch Project Just One Oscar Hypothetical marketing award; no standard category In the discussion (1) Approx. transcript time · 01:18:57Read transcript No standard Oscar choice is offered; the marketing campaign would deserve a hypothetical award.
The Blair Witch Project · The Rewatchables ·October 1, 2024 Best Double Feature The Blair Witch Project + Poster unavailable Paranormal Activity Poster unavailable Curse of the Blair Witch In the discussion (1) Approx. transcript time · 01:21:11Read transcript Paranormal Activity is suggested, then Curse of the Blair Witch is accepted as the natural pairing.
The Blair Witch Project · The Rewatchables ·October 1, 2024 The Blair Witch Project The Andy and Red – Zihuatanejo Award for What Happens the Next Day? Mike likely dies; Josh’s fate and role uncertain In the discussion (2) Approx. transcript time · 01:21:32Read transcript Mike is expected to die next under the legend, while the discussion questions his fate and whether Josh survives as a spectral intermediary. Josh’s disturbing the rocks is interpreted as marking him for punishment.
The Blair Witch Project · The Rewatchables ·October 1, 2024 The Blair Witch Project What Piece of Memorabilia Would You Want From This Movie? Camera; journal; cigarette pack In the discussion (3) Approx. transcript time · 01:22:31Read transcript The camera is the obvious choice, with its reported $10,000 sale cited. A slimed sleeping bag is mentioned as a less appealing alternative. Heather’s journal and Mike’s last cigarette or empty pack are additional choices.
The Blair Witch Project · The Rewatchables ·October 1, 2024 The Blair Witch Project The Coach Finstock Award for Best Life Lesson Avoid witches and burial grounds; keep car in sight In the discussion (1) Approx. transcript time · 01:23:23Read transcript Avoid witches, burial grounds and the woods; keep the car in sight.
The Blair Witch Project · The Rewatchables ·October 1, 2024 The Blair Witch Project Who Won the Movie? Artisan Entertainment; filmmakers including cast In the discussion (2) Approx. transcript time · 01:23:36Read transcript Artisan Entertainment is the first choice, with the filmmakers offered as an alternative and the actors initially excluded from the financial win. The filmmakers, expressly including the actors’ creative contribution, are the second choice for popularizing found footage. Podcast choices Speaker not identifiedArtisan Entertainment Speaker not identifiedThe filmmakers, including the actors
