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The Joey Pants “That Guy” Award

The performer playing Unger

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Approx. transcript time · 01:11:54Read transcript
  • James Hampton is considered a That Guy for most listeners despite his familiar Teen Wolf role.
  • The observed Ed Lauder is considered too identifiable by name by part of the panel.
  • Harry Caesar is proposed because Granville is more memorable than the actor’s name.
  • Unger wins because the panel does not know the actor’s name but would recognize him as Unger.
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Half-Assed Internet Research

Albert S. Ruddy’s story, Robert Aldrich’s comedy takes, the real inmate-trooper game, Reynolds’s rapport with prisoners, Aldrich’s treatment of Michael Conrad, and the Maserati sale

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Approx. transcript time · 01:15:23Read transcript
  • Producer Albert S. Ruddy is reported to have conceived the story in the late 1960s and hired a screenwriter.
  • The production shot at Georgia State Prison with cooperation from then-governor Jimmy Carter.
  • Aldrich reportedly kept cameras rolling for what he called schtick takes so Reynolds could improvise comedy.
  • After production, inmates used the remaining equipment to play state troopers and reportedly led 66–0 at halftime.
  • Reynolds reportedly ignored warnings and ate with prisoners during meal breaks.
  • Aldrich reportedly feuded with Michael Conrad and called him the Polish princess.
  • The recovered Maserati was reportedly sold by the producer for seven thousand dollars.
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Apex Mountain

The Longest Yard as Burt Reynolds’s retrospective apex; The Longest Yard among football movies; the 1974 Maserati

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Approx. transcript time · 01:17:22Read transcript
  • Smokey and the Bandit is selected as Burt Reynolds’s commercial apex.
  • The Longest Yard is proposed as a retrospective apex because it remains among his most memorable films.
  • Eddie Albert, Michael Conrad, James Hampton, and Harry Caesar receive career-context discussion.
  • The Longest Yard is selected as the best football movie over a large field of alternatives.
  • The 1974 Maserati receives an immediate vehicle apex.
  • Saturday Night Special is considered for movie-song apex and compared with its use in Blue Collar.
  • The observed Anacott/Anacoste Steel reference remains more closely associated with Wall Street.
  • The movie is jokingly tested against other notorious West Palm Beach incidents.
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Picking Nits

The unbribed referees, two NFL players sharing a prison, the disappearing push-up athlete, the warden’s obsession, Caretaker murder logistics, team hierarchy, Chicago prisoners in Florida, the coin toss, play calls, and comeback clock

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Approx. transcript time · 01:21:45Read transcript
  • The warden’s extensive effort to fix the game makes failing to bribe the referees conspicuous.
  • Two former NFL players sharing one Florida prison without Crewe knowing is treated as implausible.
  • The skilled push-up prisoner largely disappears after the swamp sequence.
  • The warden’s intense investment in a semipro prison team is questioned and partly defended by real prison-sports culture.
  • Unger’s light-bulb murder device seems too elaborate to escape notice.
  • Nate’s head-coach status conflicts with Crewe initially calling him an assistant.
  • The Chicago Youth Authority prisoners’ presence in a Florida state prison is unexplained.
  • A modern viewer questions why the team did not defer after winning the coin toss.
  • Split Right on Two is too simple a call for a reverse pass.
  • The final comeback appears to require multiple unseen defensive stops in very little game time.
  • Knauer’s poor clock management is partly explained by the warden demanding a larger margin.
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Sequel, Prequel, Limited Series, or All-Black Remake

A basketball remake about a disgraced NBA star leading prisoners against guards

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Approx. transcript time · 01:29:14Read transcript
  • Basketball is proposed as the sport for a new remake fifty years later.
  • The recruiting sequence would seek European or Serbian prisoners as needed specialists.
  • Edward Norton’s American History X character is jokingly proposed for the opposing prison group.
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Is This Movie Better With…?

The Hanson Brothers

In the discussion (3)
Approx. transcript time · 01:31:10Read transcript
  • Wayne Jenkins, the observed Danny Treos and Sam Jackson, J.T. Walsh, and the observed Philip Bicker Hall are among the proposed additions.
  • The Hanson Brothers win because they could add iconic football-team and hot-box scenes.
  • The observed Byron Mayo, Harley Mays, evil-laughing Ramon, and Raymond are also proposed as stock additions.
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