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Rambo: First Blood Part II

Half-Assed Internet Research

Filming locations, fatal effects accident, video sales, Soviet ban, unverified on-set pranks and body count

In the discussion (5)
Approx. transcript time · 01:11:58Read transcript
  • Craig is said to be traveling and absent, so he has no flex selection. The first name alone does not independently identify a credited producer. — Bill Simmons
  • Half-Assed Internet Research reports Mexico and Thailand locations, the fatal accident involving special-effects worker Cliff Wenger, 425,000 opening-day video units, high video prices and a Soviet ban. — Bill Simmons
  • A claim about remaining Vietnam POWs is read from research, followed by explicitly unverified accounts of Crenna pantsing Stallone, a retaliatory cream pie and cast mud fights. — Bill Simmons
  • The on-set prank story is suggested as a Steven Seagal unbelievable-on-set-story candidate, with doubt that Crenna would behave that way. — Bill Simmons
  • The stated body count is 85 total and 74 attributed to Rambo; helicopter weapons are suggested as padding his tally. — Bill Simmons
In the discussion (4)
Approx. transcript time · 01:14:18Read transcript
  • Stallone receives affirmative Apex for 1985, jointly represented by this film and Rocky IV. — Bill Simmons
  • Vietnam movies do not receive Apex here: late-1970s quality and Platoon’s Oscar-winning period are preferred, with Full Metal Jacket and Casualties of War also discussed. — Bill Simmons
  • Reagan, Uncle Sam/America, Julia Nickson and the Cold War’s 1985 pop-culture moment receive affirmative answers; the lack of nuclear-weapons discussion slightly weakens the Cold War argument. — Bill Simmons
  • Martin Kove is placed at Karate Kid instead, and movie knives are placed a year later with Cobra and Crocodile Dundee, alongside knife advertising. — Kyle Brandt
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Borat Sagdiyev Rancid Body Odor Award

The rescued POW; Murdock as a contrarian alternative

In the discussion (2)
Approx. transcript time · 01:17:11Read transcript
  • The Rancid Body Odor pick is the rescued POW rather than sewage-soaked Rambo, although nearly everyone is considered plausible and Co a possible exception. — Bill Simmons
  • Murdock is offered as a contrarian Body Odor alternative because of his constant sweating. — Kyle Brandt
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Picking Nits

The short prison sentence, rock-breaking, nutrition, facial hair, helicopter targeting and sewage exposure

In the discussion (6)
Approx. transcript time · 01:19:51Read transcript
  • Nitpicks question an eight-year sentence given the deaths, attempted killing and extensive property destruction in First Blood. — Bill Simmons
  • The prisoners hammering rocks prompts questions about whether they are splitting rocks or finding rubies. Making gravel is tentatively suggested; the hammer swinging mainly looks cool. — Kyle Brandt
  • Rambo’s muscular physique despite eating nothing is challenged; the hosts discuss high nutritional and exercise demands without medical verification. — Kyle Brandt
  • His lack of beard growth over several days is questioned; a knife-shaving scene is proposed. — Kyle Brandt
  • A nitpick questions how Rambo identifies and spares the POW building during indiscriminate helicopter fire after seeing the camp only from the ground. — Kyle Brandt
  • Another nitpick imagines fatal infection after the sewage pit, comparing it with Andy Dufresne’s sewage-pipe escape; disease and lost-smell claims are comic speculation. — Bill Simmons
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Sequel, Prequel, Limited Series, or All-Black Remake

Rambo returns to America for a contained rescue, with connections to First Blood

In the discussion (2)
Approx. transcript time · 01:24:50Read transcript
  • Preferred sequel concepts return Rambo to America for a contained rescue in the style of Die Hard, Sudden Death, Toy Soldiers or Under Siege; a relative of Teasle or an apprentice linked to the original could reconnect the story. — Bill Simmons
  • A comic sequel alternative gives Rambo his own podcast, Rampod. — Bill Simmons
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Probably Unanswerable Questions

Stranding Trautman with Rambo; Murdock’s future; Rambo’s romantic history; Stallone versus Schwarzenegger

In the discussion (7)
Approx. transcript time · 00:37:29Read transcript
  • A question brought forward from Unanswerables imagines an injured Trautman stranded with Rambo. The idea is rejected because Rambo already has the POWs to protect and Trautman needs to confront Murdock back at base. — Bill Simmons
  • An unanswerable asks what happens to Murdock; the answer imagines him failing upward into more powerful government positions rather than receiving justice. — Kyle Brandt
  • Another unanswerable speculates about Rambo’s romantic and sexual history, with his quick attraction to Co offered as evidence of continued interest. — Kyle Brandt
  • Stallone is preferred over Schwarzenegger. — Bill Simmons
  • The other preference leans slightly Arnold; both stars are described as formative figures whose legacies are linked like Bird and Magic. — Kyle Brandt
  • The hosts report Stallone tied with De Niro on thirteen Rewatchables films, behind Cruise at eighteen and Pacino at fourteen; Denzel has twelve and Schwarzenegger eight, from a stated total of 454 films. This is a short ranking, not a ten-item list. — Bill Simmons
  • The hosts appreciate both aging stars continuing to work but object to Stallone recutting Rocky IV; Daylight and Lockup are discussed as future possibilities and movie selection is described as partly personal lobbying. — Bill Simmons
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What Piece of Memorabilia Would You Want From This Movie?

Red headband and Co’s necklace; machine gun and ammunition belt

In the discussion (4)
Approx. transcript time · 01:33:14Read transcript
  • The red headband and Co’s necklace are one memorabilia choice. — Kyle Brandt
  • The other choice is the machine gun with the ammunition belt. — Bill Simmons
  • Reported 2021 auction prices are $51,000 for the knife, $28,000 for the bow and $16,000 for the gun; the gun is described as the best buy. — Bill Simmons
  • The knife is praised as iconic, almost a second character, and recalled as a children’s toy. — Bill Simmons
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The Coach Finstock Award for Best Life Lesson

Kill Rambo immediately; make your workplace a cool hangout

In the discussion (2)
Approx. transcript time · 01:34:24Read transcript
  • The life lesson is that villains should kill Rambo immediately instead of imprisoning or torturing him, compared with Scott Evil’s practical objection. — Kyle Brandt
  • A second life lesson says an office can be made cool: Murdock’s base looks inviting for a fantasy draft, with cold sodas and imagined games, food and entertainment. — Kyle Brandt
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