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In the discussion (2)
Approx. transcript time · 00:17:00Read transcript
  • Both suggest a Stallone underacting award for the monosyllabic delivery, saying Cobra goes even further and Tango & Cash shows that greater expressiveness was available.
  • The overacting category is repurposed as the Rambo II underacting award, returning to the earlier Stallone critique.
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Rambo: First Blood Part II

The Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Missing in Action 2 is more rewatchable; Predator borrows heavily from Rambo II

In the discussion (2)
Approx. transcript time · 01:06:26Read transcript
  • One hottest take prefers rewatching Missing in Action 2, especially its climactic fight to the death, while admitting the whole movie is not especially good.
  • The other hottest take argues Predator borrows extensively: Mexico standing in for a foreign jungle, an older officer and suspicious bureaucrat, insertion trouble, hostages and an indigenous ally, lost modern weapons, bow and arrow, mud camouflage and a withheld finishing blow.
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Rambo: First Blood Part II

Casting What-Ifs

Dolph Lundgren; Lee Marvin; local extras; John Travolta as Rambo’s partner

In the discussion (2)
Approx. transcript time · 01:09:12Read transcript
  • Casting What-Ifs includes Lundgren reportedly removed because of his Drago role, Lee Marvin declining roles across both films, and local Chinese-restaurant workers recruited as extras in Mexico.
  • The producers reportedly wanted John Travolta as Rambo’s partner, an idea Stallone vetoed; the hosts enthusiastically imagine buddy banter and a Quarter Pounder and metric-system exchange.
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Rambo: First Blood Part II

Half-Assed Internet Research

Filming locations, fatal effects accident, video sales, Soviet ban, unverified on-set pranks and body count

In the discussion (5)
Approx. transcript time · 01:11:58Read transcript
  • Craig is said to be traveling and absent, so he has no flex selection. The first name alone does not independently identify a credited producer.
  • Half-Assed Internet Research reports Mexico and Thailand locations, the fatal accident involving special-effects worker Cliff Wenger, 425,000 opening-day video units, high video prices and a Soviet ban.
  • A claim about remaining Vietnam POWs is read from research, followed by explicitly unverified accounts of Crenna pantsing Stallone, a retaliatory cream pie and cast mud fights.
  • The on-set prank story is suggested as a Steven Seagal unbelievable-on-set-story candidate, with doubt that Crenna would behave that way.
  • The stated body count is 85 total and 74 attributed to Rambo; helicopter weapons are suggested as padding his tally.
In the discussion (4)
Approx. transcript time · 01:14:18Read transcript
  • Stallone receives affirmative Apex for 1985, jointly represented by this film and Rocky IV.
  • Vietnam movies do not receive Apex here: late-1970s quality and Platoon’s Oscar-winning period are preferred, with Full Metal Jacket and Casualties of War also discussed.
  • Reagan, Uncle Sam/America, Julia Nickson and the Cold War’s 1985 pop-culture moment receive affirmative answers; the lack of nuclear-weapons discussion slightly weakens the Cold War argument.
  • Martin Kove is placed at Karate Kid instead, and movie knives are placed a year later with Cobra and Crocodile Dundee, alongside knife advertising.
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Rambo: First Blood Part II

Borat Sagdiyev Rancid Body Odor Award

The rescued POW; Murdock as a contrarian alternative

In the discussion (2)
Approx. transcript time · 01:17:11Read transcript
  • The Rancid Body Odor pick is the rescued POW rather than sewage-soaked Rambo, although nearly everyone is considered plausible and Co a possible exception.
  • Murdock is offered as a contrarian Body Odor alternative because of his constant sweating.
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Rambo: First Blood Part II

Picking Nits

The short prison sentence, rock-breaking, nutrition, facial hair, helicopter targeting and sewage exposure

In the discussion (6)
Approx. transcript time · 01:19:51Read transcript
  • Nitpicks question an eight-year sentence given the deaths, attempted killing and extensive property destruction in First Blood.
  • The prisoners hammering rocks prompts questions about whether they are splitting rocks or finding rubies. Making gravel is tentatively suggested; the hammer swinging mainly looks cool.
  • Rambo’s muscular physique despite eating nothing is challenged; the hosts discuss high nutritional and exercise demands without medical verification.
  • His lack of beard growth over several days is questioned; a knife-shaving scene is proposed.
  • A nitpick questions how Rambo identifies and spares the POW building during indiscriminate helicopter fire after seeing the camp only from the ground.
  • Another nitpick imagines fatal infection after the sewage pit, comparing it with Andy Dufresne’s sewage-pipe escape; disease and lost-smell claims are comic speculation.
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