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Jimi Hendrix’s “Voodoo Child (Slight Return)” was the emphatic choice.

The Ryback menu won; Busey’s loogie was the alternative, and the fake cake was ruled ineligible as food.

The ocean was selected, while the discussion focused on the missed opportunity to see Seagal swim in a wide shot.

The emotional final salute was the choice.

Lieutenant Krill was the main choice for failing to neutralize Ryback; Ryback’s actual cooking skill became the counter-question.

The panel split between Jordan’s implausible rapid competence and Seagal disappearing into the refrigerator for too much of the movie.

George H. W. Bush and Barbara Bush were the playful choices for playing themselves.

Seagal’s conduct and final kiss, gratuitous nudity, Casey Ryback’s name, a visibly living dead captain, indoor smoking, body doubles, and Busey’s later public image were discussed.

Under Siege remained preferable to the proposed marketing title The Last to Surrender.

“I do have 50 gallons of bouillabaisse that I could prepare for tomorrow” was the choice.

Two takes were preserved: Seagal would improve The Fugitive as Richard Kimble, and Tommy Lee Jones gives essentially the same performance in both movies.

Gary Busey was the decisive choice.