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The Saint

116 minutes

Cast

Selected cast credits · Film reference

Val Kilmer Simon Templar
Adam Smith Young Simon Templar
Elisabeth Shue Dr. Emma Russell
Rade Šerbedžija Ivan Petrovich Tretiak
Valery Nikolaev Ilya Ivanovich Tretiak
Henry Goodman Dr. Lev Naumovich Botvin
Alun Armstrong Inspector Teal
Michael Byrne Yuri Vereshagin
Yevgeni Lazarev President Karpov
Irina Apeksimova Aleksa "Frankie" Frankeyevich

The Saint | The Rewatchables

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What’s Aged the Best?

The volatile, talented on-set personality is nostalgically defended.

In the discussion (1)
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  • A participant misses the difficult-star mystique, comparing Kilmer with Russell Crowe and temperamental musicians; this is an opinion, not endorsement of verified incidents.

The Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

The Saint should have become a multi-film franchise.

In the discussion (2)
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  • The title, disguise gimmick, lead and origin story are considered enough for many location-based sequels; an earlier release might have changed the competitive landscape.
  • Mission Impossible is acknowledged as the stronger competing product with better masks and a more compelling central star.

Roger Ebert's review

Rating not yet verified

Ebert’s critique of an overly realistic Saint is considered.

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  • The review argues that ordinary human emotions and realistic playing undermine a fantasy hero; the hosts find the idea interesting but also see relaxed charm.

The most "year the movie came out" thing

Smashing Pumpkins and the computer evoke1997.

In the discussion (1)
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  • Negotiating with criminals on an old computer while playing Smashing Pumpkins, then resuming them during a car chase, is the period choice.

Roger Ebert's review

2 stars (scale not stated)

Ebert gives two stars; Siskel dislikes the disguises.

In the discussion (2)
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  • Ebert calls the film a Bond imitation, criticizes long fights and unfocused villains, but finds charm in the leads’ chemistry.
  • Siskel’s television objection to the disguises is rejected by the hosts, who enjoy that gimmick.

Most Rewatchable Scene

The frozen-river escape and Thomas’s seduction are the personal choices.

In the discussion (8)
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  • The microchip heist, mustache removal while falling and implausibly safe truck landing are enjoyed.
  • Thomas’s accent, dinner, expensive wine and staged injury seduction are memorable, though the tactic’s real-world appeal is doubted.
  • The cold-fusion lecture is engaging to one speaker but awkward and juvenile to the other, who questions the scientist’s characterization.
  • The mouse-race club and impersonating Tretiak to his face are favorites.
  • Emma finding Simon and saying she would have given him the formula is nominated.
  • The river chase, underwater danger and Emma warming Simon are a personal scene preference.
  • The tunnel escape, embassy run, roulette and cold-fusion rally are additional candidates.
  • Thomas the artist’s seduction is the other final personal pick.

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Would the dramatic seduction work today?

In the discussion (1)
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  • The expensive wine and staged bloody injury might fail in2025; the speakers consider the character’s insecurity essential to the scenario.

The most "year the movie came out" thing

The Nokia9000 Communicator wins over other1997 cues.

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  • The soundtrack, primitive Internet presentation and competing spy movie are mentioned; the expensive clamshell phone/computer is the personal winner.
  • The other participant switches from Smashing Pumpkins to the phone.

What’s Aged the Best?

Post-Soviet villains, heist devices, disguises and embassy runs are pleasures.

In the discussion (3)
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  • Chaotic1990s Russia, familiar villain casting, laser security and orders to capture the woman alive are enjoyed.
  • Saint-name aliases are praised; the unexplained Klan image is noticed and interpreted as shorthand villain signaling, not a coherent plot element.
  • Disguises, villain props, the Evans production credit, cold fusion and embassy sprints are enjoyed.

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Does shouting American nationality secure embassy entry?

In the discussion (1)
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  • Can someone sprint to the US Embassy screaming American and get in? How do they know a Russian is not pretending?

The Big Kahuna Burger Award for Best Use of Food and Drink

The broken wine bottle wins; uneaten spaghetti gets a mention.

In the discussion (2)
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  • The staged injury using the wine bottle is the pick; the untouched spaghetti and meatballs and its location are discussed with correction from Russia to England.
  • Online wine criticism reportedly says the1957 Latour was past its best by the film’s date; the speaker does not care.

What’s Aged the Worst?

The orphanage opening, dated Internet and limited stunts are criticized.

In the discussion (3)
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  • The child’s death at the opening is unwanted and insufficiently connected to becoming a thief; skipping the first seven minutes is suggested.
  • Dated Internet scenes and Noyce blaming the Kilmer casting are criticized; Crowe might have made a stronger but less memorable film.
  • Studio resistance to additional disguises is regretted, and the stunts look limited by2025 standards.

The Ruffalo / Hanna / Rubinek / Partridge Overacting Award

Little clear overacting; Emma’s nervous bathroom behavior is the best candidate.

In the discussion (2)
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  • The speakers initially find little and suggest underacting instead; freezing Simon is a stretch because distress is justified.
  • Elizabeth Shu acting as if she has never kissed a boy, fixing her hair and repeating that this is happening, is a little much.

The Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Shue is proposed as the greatest screen kisser.

In the discussion (1)
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  • This film, Cocktail, Karate Kid and Leaving Las Vegas support a personal greatest-ever assessment, praised by the other host.

Casting What-Ifs

Brosnan, Fiennes, Gibson and Grant were reported possibilities; others are doubted.

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  • Brosnan was allegedly attached earlier; a1994 Evans/Zalian/Pollack version offered Fiennes a million dollars, which he declined as overly familiar.
  • Gibson reportedly developed it but wanted family time after Braveheart; Grant reportedly disliked the approach. Other circulating candidate names are explicitly doubted.

The Joey Pants “That Guy” Award

Tretiak’s actor, Tommy Flanagan and Ilya are discussed.

In the discussion (2)
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  • The Taken2 villain and scarred crew member are nominated; the latter is identified as Tommy Flanagan, whose known name raises an eligibility doubt.
  • Ilya is another candidate; his actor’s first name and Val nickname are discussed without settling the full name.

Recasting Couch

Keep Moscow; Fincher or Tony Scott could direct.

In the discussion (3)
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  • The actual post-Cold-War Russia setting is considered essential.
  • Young Fincher between Seven and The Game is proposed.
  • Tony Scott is another warmly received director choice.

Half-Assed Internet Research

Roger Moore cameo and disputed conduct reports.

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  • The closing radio voice is identified as Roger Moore.
  • An alleged no-eye-contact rule is explicitly disbelieved.
  • A1996 EW report alleged volatile conduct and a cigarette incident; producer Mace Newfield denied misconduct and praised reshoot work. The speakers say they cannot know what happened.

Apex Mountain

Kilmer’s1995 Batman/Heat year is preferred.

In the discussion (1)
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  • This film is rejected as his apex in favor of1995.

Apex Mountain

The electronic scene and cold fusion receive support; other apex cases are limited.

In the discussion (3)
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  • Batman-era Kilmer is preferred; Shue’s earlier awards moment and Mission Impossible’s disguise success count against this film.
  • Moscow films remain undecided; the electronic scene, Orbital, Sneaker Pimps and Moby receive support.
  • Cold fusion is called an apex cultural moment; a Wikipedia statement about no accepted theoretical model prompts the speakers to describe it as impossible. This is their interpretation, not independently verified science.

Cruise or Hanks?

Cruise is the obvious choice.

In the discussion (1)
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  • Cruise is chosen despite his franchise displacing The Saint.

Scorsese or Spielberg?

Scorsese is preferred, perhaps moving the film to Italy.

In the discussion (1)
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  • Kilmer’s reported Henry Hill audition and fascination with Scorsese support the pick; Rome or Milan is imagined as the new setting.

What role would Philip Seymour Hoffman play?

The cold-fusion specialist or the Saint himself.

In the discussion (2)
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  • The glasses-wearing scientist solving the formula is one choice, compared with Scotty J.
  • Another wants Hoffman as the Saint playing all the disguises, especially the artist.

Picking Nits

The scientist’s secrecy, disguise logistics and medical continuity are questioned.

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  • Emma tells a stranger the breakthrough and stores it on notes in her bra.
  • The wig surviving intimacy, running immediately after warming and instantly decoding saint aliases are questioned.
  • Predictable saint aliases, fast hypothermia recovery and easy access to the Russian president are implausible.
  • The supply, speed and undamaged condition of constant disguise changes are unexplained.
  • Emma’s established heart condition seems absent during prolonged sprinting.

Is This Movie Better With…?

Gus Johnson calling the warming scene.

In the discussion (2)
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  • An excited sports call of Emma warming Simon is performed and endorsed.
  • A Peter Schrager television-laughter idea is floated but explicitly needs more work.

Just One Oscar

The theme or score is the tentative choice.

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  • The theme/score is proposed; the car horn playing the theme gets an amused response.

The Andy and Red – Zihuatanejo Award for What Happens the Next Day?

The couple’s future is uncertain despite mutual incentives.

In the discussion (2)
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  • They cannot imagine the couple playing Scattergories or starting a winery. Her trillion-dollar idea might keep the money-driven Simon there, while she may feel indebted to him.
  • A Wedding Crashers first-time confession is imagined as a missing scene, not established fact about Emma.

Probably Unanswerable Questions

How long does the relationship last?

In the discussion (1)
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  • The criminal’s damage and habits clash with domestic partnership, while money and romantic inexperience may prolong it.

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Seduction ethics and global effects of cold fusion.

In the discussion (2)
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  • Using a break-in to learn personal details and manipulate Emma is questioned as immoral or illegal, without a legal conclusion.
  • A stronger energy-rich Russia and a weak president lead to speculative dictator and sports/politics jokes, not historical predictions presented as fact.

Probably Unanswerable Questions

How does the boot blade deploy?

In the discussion (1)
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  • Heel, foot movement and remote mechanisms are guessed; the speakers do not know and note the blade can be removed.

Best Double Feature

Tombstone and The Island of Dr. Moreau are distinct choices.

In the discussion (2)
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  • Tombstone follows naturally from Kilmer’s character work and voices.
  • The Island of Dr. Moreau is defended as a fascinating cable-era oddity, but the other participant remains uninterested.

More from the conversation

Kilmer’s death prompts a changed recording schedule and tribute: a handsome leading-man talent whose strongest legacy may be cool supporting characters.
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Heat, Tombstone, Top Gun, The Doors and Ghost in the Darkness illustrate range; the2000 SNL appearance is recommended, particularly the airline-pilot Iceman sketch.
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Juilliard training, a brother’s childhood death and a need for creative challenges frame Kilmer’s seriousness. Conflicting1990s press reports of difficulty are distinguished from supportive colleagues.
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The documentary’s account of being unable to move or act freely as Batman is presented as artistic frustration amid showier co-stars.
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Repeated1997 pay-per-view cable exposure made the film a comforting background watch despite a plot considered incoherent; its changing disguises and attractive leads make it an ideal airplane movie.
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A personal top five disguises ranks the southern embassy character fifth, Spanish plane seducer fourth, skeptical scientist third, German lipstick character second and Thomas the artist first.
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The TV-remake boom is criticized as reliance on recognizable casting and old names that younger audiences do not know; a proposed White Shadow remake illustrates the issue.
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The Saint’s literary/TV history and Shue’s post-Leaving-Las-Vegas career lead to Oscar comparisons. The speakers incorrectly describe Shue as an Oscar winner; retain only as their reported assertion, not verified metadata. Kilmer’s1993 supporting competition is judged strong, while his Doors omission is more objectionable.
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Negative pre-release narratives are compared with Waterworld and Snow White. Tretiak’s familiar villain actor and his son’s cane/cocaine-watch props are discussed; Kilmer avoiding Batman and Robin is praised.
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The electronic soundtrack is celebrated as a specific1990s moment and an influential CD, with Orbital, Sneaker Pimps, Daft Punk, Moby, Underworld, Chemical Brothers, Fluke and Duran Duran discussed. Favorite soundtrack comparisons are unranked except Singles preferred.
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Philip Noyce’s1990s run from Dead Calm through the Jack Ryan films and Sliver is recalled.
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The energy-withholding and fake cold-fusion coup plot is reconstructed as difficult to understand. The concept is considered sound but under-explained and short on action; a sequel could have improved execution as John Wick2 did.
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A Saint/Mission Impossible crossover is imagined;90-million budget and169-million gross are reported, not independently established profitability.
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An alternate ending seen in a Russian-language online clip contains a larger action climax and Ilya’s death; the released romance ending is considered a deliberate pivot, with speculation about avoiding kills.
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An explicit new reshot-ending category discusses Emma originally dying from Ilya’s poisoned cane and Simon taking revenge; reshoots reportedly changed it after audience objections. Pretty Woman and Good Will Hunting abandoned death endings are comparisons.
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The namesake electrochemist casting award goes to Emma Russell, with comparisons to other highly glamorous screen experts; retain as unresolved registry mapping.
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Gymkata and Just One of the Guys are discussed as future episodes; the latter was displaced by this Kilmer tribute. No current named theme run is established.
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