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Rocky III

Picking Nits

The panel questions Thunderlips’s size and police assault, the selected opponents, the trainer’s medical care, missing Clubber material, fight logistics, and several training or timing details.

In the discussion (13)
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  • Joe Sack and Big Yank Ball are singled out as opponent names that do not make sense.
  • Thunderlips’s stated 390-pound weight seems implausible for his visible size.
  • The panel asks whether Thunderlips would be arrested for striking six apparent police officers.
  • Rocky should suspect the selected opponents are weak during ten easy title defenses.
  • Doctors say the trainer needs a hospital immediately but allow the fighter to delay while he dies.
  • The movie misses opportunities to show Clubber as champion through talk-show or celebrity scenes.
  • A third Rocky-Clubber fight would have been commercially and competitively plausible after the rematch.
  • Rocky’s go-for-it answer at the second stare-down is judged a weak comeback even if period-appropriate.
  • The final round may run longer than three minutes, although another timing produces two minutes fifty-eight seconds.
  • Rocky’s sudden beach-race victory appears from nowhere after struggling throughout training.
  • The trainer predicts seven or eight rounds despite Rocky being unable to skip, punch, swim, or enter the ring properly.
  • The speeding limousine behaves as if Rocky is driving even though a chauffeur emerges to open Adrian’s door.
  • Apollo persuades Rocky to return too easily given that Mickey’s death is the whole source of his resistance.